Let's Work Towards 15,000!

Waking up early to look at DeviantArt, when lo and behold:

:gasp:

Almost 15,000 pageviews???
Whoo hoo!
Now how do I get there...

:turning on webcam and grabbing a lovely (unknowing) volunteer:

"Whuh....wha?"
"Shh... you're just dreaming."

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If we get there, I'll post a special NSFW version up!